And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
  • when i'm attracted to a guy character: you stupid nerd i love u i wanna kiss
  • when i'm attracted to a girl character: oh my god you beautiful queen you are untouchable pls step on me
#same  

finding-happiness-in-the-dark:

hijabeeee:

upping-the-ante:

nicoapologist:

narusbooty:

matesprit:

bootlegprecious:

kams88:

Stand up to injustice and hatred.

Look at that jackass go “I - I don’t like it”, as if it even matters. Sit yo stupid ass down, boy.

tumblr likes to post these kind of things without context, but i figured before everyone starts hating this guy they should know that his name is yousef erakat, a muslim youtuber from palestine, and he is performing a social experiment to see how people would react to someone attacking a woman in a hijab.

the video is here for people who want to watch it

”it’s her choice ” my ass . I’m pretty sure she was forced to wear that thing by her family , religion and stuff  

Look at this asshole.

Laugh at this asshole.

I’m a muslim, and at the age of thirteen, my mum and dad asked me if I wanted to wear a hijab. I said I’d think on it, and then later replied with no.

My sister said yes.

Almost every muslim woman (except for the bullshit propaganda your uneducated ignorant ass sees on CNN) is given the choice to wear a hijab.

Why don’t you take your ignorant comments and shove them up your ass, before I bitch slap you so hard you smash into the surface of the fucking sun.

Fucking asshole.

A-holes abound on every street corner.

in England, there are these ignorant group of people called the English defence league (edl) and this one time they marched in my area in London whilst I was out. one of the assholes backed me up against a chicken shop window and started pulling at my hijab, thinking he was ‘liberating’ me, then starting making aggressive rape threats and he began molesting me before I kicked him off and others helped me get him off me and he continued his march. this man was rather young and he was delusional, he kept thinking he was somehow freeing me by tearing my hijab off me and what gets me is this notion that Muslim women are somehow obligated to be modest and are forced. this man genuinely believed he was helping me in some way. yes, modesty and the veil are a compulsory and important part in a Muslim woman’s life but it is for the woman to decide, nothing should EVER be forced upon her for it is most definitely not Islamic to force anything upon anyone. the ignorance and utter lack of knowledge shocked me, that racist and bigoted people in this world deliberately spew false information or prevent correct education of religious or cultural subjects for the pure intention of raising impressionable children in the same racist and bigoted manner, teaching younger generations ignorance and perpetuating stereotypes and offensive accusations, especially to Muslims in the western world, where our beliefs and ways may be foreign to some. the solution to this problem is knowledge, correct knowledge of different cultures and religions so that people may understand and learn acceptance and not assume things based on the blatant prejudice of the media and society.

Wearing the Hijab is your personal choice. No one is forced to do it. Next time, make sure you know what you’re talking about. Everyone deserves respect. Just because you come from a different race or religion, doesn’t mean you lost your human rights.

stuckwith-harry:

thekingofweasels:

Can we just analyze this gif for one second:

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As the chandelier falls, EVERYONE dives out of the way. Harry, Draco, everyone. EXCEPT Ron. Ron dives TOWARDS it in order to grab Hermione and get her to safety. I just. Why do people ship anything but Romione again? He is the ONLY one that stayed upright AND moved towards the potentially deadly falling object to save the woman he loves. That is all.

[gross sobbing]

  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • woman: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • woman: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • woman: 
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • woman: 
  • society: 
  • woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society: 
  • woman: 
  • society: what third option?
  • woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

http://the-dead-walks.tumblr.com/post/92289591007/could-you-imagine-neville-speaking-to-harry-after 

the-dead-walks:

Could you imagine Neville speaking to Harry after finding out Albus’ full name though

"I just don’t get it Harry, he bullied me and a ton of other kids AND he wanted to get with your mum"

"Neville-"

"Don’t Neville me Mr. Potter I am truly pissed!"

"Neville-"

"AH no do not speak to me.."